Song Parodies -> Man, I Gotta Broken Schlong
"Mama I'm Coming Home" Based on the performance by Ozzy Osbourne
"Man, I Gotta Broken Schlong" Parody by Josh and Mike
Yet Again, We continue this sad saga of our two friends, Josh and Mike, with another tale of a dirty man and helpless female victim.
Nuts are strained, my sheets are stained
Tryin to cum, but my dick is lame
Man, I Got a Broken Schlong

Squeeze my balls, would you please?
Why don't help me try to dump my seed?
God, I Got a Broken Schlong

You Stuck It In And You Pulled It Out
Yeah, you gave me a VD
Cried not proud, I'm Screaming Loud
From the fire thats in my pee.

Anal won't hurt, you told me lies
Butt so raw its gotten hives
Man, I Gotta Swollen Schlong
It Should be tight, this is wrong
Hurts so bad, PULL OUT YOUR DONG
Man, You Gotta Swollen Schlong

Skanks I Love, like getting stoned
They fuck ya in a stall
But you're gonna take this hearthy bone
I've just gotta nut in your jaw!
I've ruined your face a dozen times
Everytime you lick my balls
And I won't wear out your Cunch-mine Yeah
Cause Now I'm, Now I'm Gonna Fix My Schlong
Fix My Schlong

Doc's Took Me In, To cure me out
Shot Penicillian In my Thighs
The Cost I've paid, for getting laid
Giving girls my sick creamy pies
I've splattered your face a billion times
Everytime I laugh so hard
And Im gonna wear out your Cunch-mine Yeah
Cause Now I've, Now I've fixed my Schlong
Fixed my schlong!!!!!!!!
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