Take this tequila from my hand
I'm so drunk
I don't think I can stand.
Just didn't realize how much
Booze I have had.
Until I started feeling
so bad.

Now I'm gonna hurl, stand back please
I don't wanna barf on your shirt
Yeah I'm gonna hurl, it was that last drink.
So no more Corona's for sure.
No. Don't need another beer.

As soon as I started doing shots
I just lost count of how many I had bought.
I love tequila shots
I slam ‘em back.
But those tequila shots
Will make me yack!

Now I'm gonna hurl,
Could you hold my hair please,
While I puke in the bushes outside.
I'm gonna hurl.
Guess my stomach is weak.
You can't mix beer and liquor and wine.
I'm gonna hurl
What was in that last drink?
Just your typical Friday night.
No. I don't need another beer.

Oh. am I making myself clear?

I'm gonna hurl.
I'm just a girl ‘bout to hurl.
And now I have to pee.

I'm gonna hurl, better stop buying drinks
Those yeager bombs
pushed me over the top.
Now I'm gonna hurl, what's my B. A. C.?
What I've consumed now
Is making me drunk.
I'm gonna hurl, my apologies
I keep driving the porceline bus.
I'm gonna hurl, rehab please!
That behive girl, there's no comparison!

Oh. . . I've had to up-chuck
Oh. . . I finally threw up
Oh. . . Now I'll take that beer.