It's a form of
Self – pleasure
And some would say
The best ever
To it chocolate
Don't compare
Stroking our genitals?
I'm there

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Technically it's
Masturbation
A male does e –
Jaculation
Hope you're all pay –
Ing attention
This song contains
Information
And for females
There's orgasms
And they sure beat
Fits of spasms

Yeah!

(Groan)

(Gasp)

Heard people call
It wanking
Some describe it
As self-shagging
Because we're all
Immature
We should laugh at
This great scripture

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Well if you've got
An S. T. D.
Least you cannot
Give out Herpes
Just imagine
A sex – buddy


Comedians
Make this funny
And Nirvana
Were real famous
What did they do
On their tour bus?

Yeah!

(Uh)

(Wow!)

Instrumental (various groans, creaking springs, etc.)

So now there's this
Conclusion
I hope everyone
Has had good fun
Remember when
You're alone
Just touch yourself
Orgasmic groans

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Well I'm sure you're
Still a virgin
But you're feeling
Teenage urges
So why not start
The spunk purging'?
Won't get pregnant
Stay a virgin
And keep away
From your parents
They won't like your
Masturbation!

What a noise!
What a noise!
What a noise
Wha a noy!
Wha a noy!
Urgh yeah
Ooh baby
Keep it coming
Oh we're on ai - ir
Crap…