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Song Parodies -> Smells Like Masturbation
"Smells Like Teen Spirit" Based on the performance by Nirvana
"Smells Like Masturbation" Parody by Rahtelb Who knows? Maybe this is about REAL teen spirit. At least you'll know what the words are.
It's a form of
Self pleasure And some would say The best ever To it chocolate Don't compare Stroking our genitals? I'm there Boner boner boner boner Boner boner boner Technically it's Masturbation A male does e Jaculation Hope you're all pay Ing attention This song contains Information And for females There's orgasms And they sure beat Fits of spasms Yeah! (Groan) (Gasp) Heard people call It wanking Some describe it As self-shagging Because we're all Immature We should laugh at This great scripture Boner boner boner boner Boner boner boner Well if you've got An S. T. D. Least you cannot Give out Herpes Just imagine A sex buddy Comedians Make this funny And Nirvana Were real famous What did they do On their tour bus? Yeah! (Uh) (Wow!) Instrumental (various groans, creaking springs, etc.) So now there's this Conclusion I hope everyone Has had good fun Remember when You're alone Just touch yourself Orgasmic groans Boner boner boner boner Boner boner boner Well I'm sure you're Still a virgin But you're feeling Teenage urges So why not start The spunk purging'? Won't get pregnant Stay a virgin And keep away From your parents They won't like your Masturbation! What a noise! What a noise! What a noise Wha a noy! Wha a noy! Urgh yeah Ooh baby Keep it coming Oh we're on ai - ir Crap Your Vote Counts
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Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason. WEIRD AL YANKOVIC DID A PARODY OF THIS CALLED SMELLS LIKE NIRVANA HE SHOT IT WITH THE SAME JANITOR THAT APPEARED IN THE VIDEO THE JANITOR SWEPT WITH A MOP AND BOY LOOKED AT HIM LOOKING AT BINOCULARS ANYWAY AT THE END HE COUGHED HE COUGHED AND HE FELL OVER THE 2ND VERSE WAS SUBTITLED ; AL YANKOVIC ALSO SANG A REALLY FUNNY LYRIC THAT WENT IT'S HARD TO BARGLE ??? {3 QUESTION MARKS} WITH ALL THESE MARBLES IN MY MOUTH
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