Mei and Shiori make me randy
now unzip my pants I feel quite dandy
and then I go into hitori etchi mode
I think that I'll shoot it on the...

It only hurts when I, don't do a thing
only annoying when I, don't try to think

Now I watch Excel and Roppenmatsu
on the tile floor, fucking macerena
room begins to spin, vomit in the toilet bowl
each day I feel like Hyatt just a little more

It only hurts when I, don't do a thing
only annoying when I, don't try to think

Here in my bed, I do things nobody needs to now
and I think about anime and porn
catgirls in lingerie dance
in lesbian limbo

Aaaaah.... Aaaaah.... Aaaaah....