Song Parodies -> My Cousin Polly
"Polly" Based on the performance by Nirvana
"My Cousin Polly" Parody by Red Rebel
Incest will mess you up.
Polly wants a pecker
Think I should get off her first
Think she wants some water
Before we go to church

Isn't me, taste my seed
Let me teach you dirty things
Let me take a pic, touch yourself
Cannot help, feel myself
Got some lube, you have nice boobs
Cream in you, it's something new
Let me take a pic, touch yourself
Cannot help, feel myself

Polly wants a pecker
Maybe she would look cute nude
She asked me to undress her
A munch would be nice for a few

Isn't me, taste my seed
Let me teach you dirty things
Let me take a pic, touch yourself
Cannot help, feel myself
Got some lube, you have nice boobs
Cream in you, it's something new
Let me take a pic, touch yourself
Cannot help, feel myself

Polly came

Polly says her cunt hurts
She's just as shy as me
She got me so damn hard
Sure hope her parents didn't see

Isn't me, taste my seed
Let me teach you dirty things
Let me take a pic, touch yourself
Cannot help, feel myself
Got some lube, you have nice boobs
Cream in you, it's something new
Let me take a pic, touch yourself
Cannot help, feel myself
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