This is the story of a queer
Who puts on dresses and looks in the mirror
And while he looks so gay in photographs
He's absolutely flaming
When he smiles

How many times has this queer
Woke up with cum on his mouth and his ear
He can be so fucking queer
Saying he likes magenta over teal
As long as he stands there baiting
Sharing his hole with his gay homo crew
How much vaseline can he smear?
When he looked in the mirror how did he choose?

Well his fingers and thumb smell like shit the next day and he'll never sit down in quite the same way
But he seems to think it's o.k. to be gay

This is the story of a queer
Who puts on dresses and looks in the mirror
And while he looks so gay in photographs, he's absolutely flaming
When he smiles

How many faggots would stay
To get pricked by a shitstick day after day?
How did he wind up this way?
I would rather jump off a cliff than be gay
As long as he stands there baiting
Putting on makeup and spraying perfume
How do you get him away?
Keep a ravenous fag-eating tiger by you

Well his fingers and thumb smell like shit the next day and he'll never sit down in quite the same way
But he seems to think it's o.k. to be gay

This is the story of a queer
Who puts on dresses and looks in the mirror
And while he looks so gay in photographs
He's absolutely flaming
When he smiles

Well his fingers and thumb smell like shit the next day and he'll never sit down in quite the same way
But he seems to think it's o.k. to be gay

This is the story of a queer
Who puts on dresses and looks in the mirror
And while he looks so gay in photographs
He's absolutely flaming
When he smiles

This is the story of a queer
Who puts on dresses and looks in the mirror
And while he looks so gay in photographs
He's absolutely flaming
When he cries

This is the story of the queers
Who put on dresses and look in their mirrors
And while they look so gay in photographs
It's absolutely awesome
When they die ...
When they die!!!!!