Song Parodies -> Getting Laid (Take Off Her Clothes)
"Dig Up Her Bones" Based on the performance by Misfits
"Getting Laid (Take Off Her Clothes)" Parody by Jacob Appleseed
Anything that I can get
Anywhere is fine with me
Anything that I shall get
Anything as long as it's mine

Anyplace, is fine with me
Anyplace, they'll see us from
Panties and condoms become our world
Anytime, anywhere, she takes me away
We have sex on the steps one by one
So I lick the cherry
That's been popped by her son

Point me to the plastic glove
I can't reach it with my dick
Point me to the dildo
Take off her clothes

I have seen the camel's toe
It is true, she's a hoe
She falls down on her knees in praise of the
Wonderful guy that took her virginity away
We have sex on the steps one by one
So I lick the cherry
That's been popped by her son

Point me to the plastic glove
I can't reach it with my dick
Point me to the dildo
Take off her clothes

Point me to the plastic glove
I can't reach it with my dick
Point me to the dildo
Take off her clothes

Clothes
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