Song Parodies -> 8 and 9
"Black or White" Based on the performance by Michael Jackson
"8 and 9 " Parody by Necrotoxen666
"I found my babies at their Saturday game,
Boy is that girl with you
Yes their one in the same

Do you believe in miracles?
And a miracleĘs gonna happen tonight

But, if they wanna be my babies,
It donĘt matter that their 8 and 9

They gave me a massage in the Saturday Sun,
I have to tell them they ainĘt second to none.

And they talk about pedophilia and itĘs true
Either itĘs wrong or itĘs right

But, since you wanna be my babies,
It donĘt matter that their 8 and 9

I ainĘt tired of this devil
I ainĘt tired of this shit
I ainĘt tired of the business
Now when the going gets tough.
I ainĘt scared of your mother
I ainĘt scared of no kids
I ainĘt scared of nobody
The kids going to get with me.

Rap

DonĘt tell me they agree with me
When they saw stick my pick up their thighs

But, since they wanna be my babies,
It donĘt matter that their 8 and 9.

I said, since they wanna be my babies,
It donĘt matter that their 8 and 9

I said, since they wanna be my lovers,
It donĘt matter that their 8 and 9
"
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mike - August 02, 2022 - Report this comment
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8888888888888888888888888888 - February 24, 2024 - Report this comment
TURN THAT LIGHT OFF! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO TURN THAT THING OFF! IT'S 2 L8! AND IT'S 2 LOUD! BUT DAD THIS IS THE BEST PART YOU ARE WASTING YOUR TIME WITH THIS GARBAGE NOW GO TO BED!

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