Cart through the new day's mist, I come
Pass me my wood please, would you son
Tee time
New club in hand
Breaking the wind
Striking of the secret brand

Pursuit of the ball, new round begun
Nowhere in sight, where have I swung?
Lost stroke
Flying divot unearthed
Left hole running deep
Marring what others upkeep

Club lift, Arms tightening
Weight shift, Eyes focusing
Drop swift, Elbows held in
Shot whiffed, Back to the driving range

Bright is the sun shining in my eyes
Rumbling within, I await lunchtime
We'll meet
At the country club buffet
Where the kings of the green
Can feast for the rest of the day

Club lift, Arms tightening
Weight shift, Eyes focusing
Drop swift, Elbows held in
Shot whiffed, Back to the driving range

I need some change
To buy new balls for the driving range
I'm the bear hiding in the pack
No one knows about my handicap
I keep swinging to put their cups on my shelf

Club lift, Arms tightening
Weight shift, Eyes focusing
Drop swift, Elbows held in
Shot whiffed, Back to the driving range