Song Parodies -> Can't Jizz
"Can't Live" Based on the performance by Mariah Carey
"Can't Jizz" Parody by Funkmaster
No I can't forget my penis
Shrinking just as you were leaving
But I guess that's just the way the story goes
You always smile
But in your eyes my cum has blown,
Yes it has blown.

No I can't forget my semen
When I catch myself beating,
When I had you there but then gave you a reaming,
Now its only fair that I should let you know
What you should know

Can't jizz
If jizzing is without you
Can't jizz
Can't jizz anymore
Can't jizz
If jizzing is without you
Can't jizz
Can't jizz anymore

No I can't forget my semen
On your face as you were leaving
But I guess that's just the way the jizzing goes
You always smile
But in your eyes my cum shows,
Yes it shows

Can't jizz
If jizzing is without you
Can't jizz
Can't jizz anymore
Can't jizz
If jizzing is without you
Can't jizz
Can't jizz anymore
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Intrique - August 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Great, great job!!! I thought this was very funny and well written. I enjoyed it from start to end. Thanks for sharing this wonderful talent.
MIKE - April 16, 2023 - Report this comment
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mike - December 08, 2023 - Report this comment
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GR8 GR8 JOB I THOUGHT THIS WAS FUNNY AND WELL WRITTEN I ENJOYED IT FROM START TO ENNNND THANKS 4 SHARING THIS WONDERFUL TALENT

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