Whatfreaks - Song Parodies, Don't Time 'It' Please, Angelina

Song Parodies -> Don't Time 'It' Please, Angelina

"Don't Cry For Me Argentina" Based on the performance by Madonna
"Don't Time 'It' Please, Angelina" Parody by Red Ant

Ever dream of boning Angelina Jolie? Okay, stupid question... just enjoy the parody.

[intro]

I go and please her
In ev'ry way
Things I try - night and day - how I fail
But she still wants my love,
After all - I'm her hub
You won't believe me,
But a bad scene,
Has unfurled in our room,
Although she's hot stuff,
Ev'ry night,
I manage just minutes of 'mood'!...

But still I make 'it' happen
I'm man, okay!
Some may say - that my wife - is ideal
Looking at loving mountains
Standing out - blockin' sun
They're the Grand Teat-tons!
Why am I 'down'?, here's the terrible truth:
Seems that her Rolex tells it all:
I'm spent in just seconds - I'm through!...

Don't time 'it' please Angelina!
The news is not ever good news!
This isn't childs' play
Don't need assistance
I'll keep my promise
And go the distance!

But my misfortune
In adult games
They never, said never do end
'cause it seems with this girl,
Who is all I desire
She leaves me sweating
Mere thought - of just petting,
Exciting to me
I'm popping my cork,
(not the wine's)
In 1, 2, can't make it to 3!...

Don't time 'it' please - Angelina!

[interlude]

Don't time 'it' please Angelina!
The news is not ever good news!
But with the wild lays
I need assistance
I blew my promise
I'm short on distance!

But in bed I suck?
A plodding bore who likes quick love?!:
Touche - to you!

I also know your truth,
How easily you blow
When I go Raid -
-Your
-Tomb!

[grand finale finish]

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Below Average Dave - July 10, 2007 - Report this comment

You dirty dirty man. . .I really don't want to think about Angelina during sex, but clearly your mind has been rejuvinated by the reopening of WhatFreaks, I hope this kick of yours continues, you are a very dirty man over here. . .and it's much more fun.

Andrew Woodard - July 30, 2007 - Report this comment

Reminds me of the days my ex from high school would constantly play Andrew Lloyd Webber CD's when I was over. The things we do for (it turned out only the hope of) pussy. In my head I would start corrupting the songs. Time to go post the fragments that I came up with way back when...

Dr Music - November 08, 2008 - Report this comment

Nice one Antman.Nice one. Never knew you had it in ya.

Dr Music (again) - December 15, 2008 - Report this comment

Listen. I'm really sorry for all the trouble on amiright. I didn't mean to write that insulting song about you and Agri I was drunk it just sort of happened. I appologise for everything i've done and i'm sorry for picking on you, Agri, Annie, ChuckyG or anyone else on the site. It's just that I took Annie's song about Jay Leno kind of personally. I'm not such a bad guy, I just have bad days you know. If I could turn back time I would go back to where it started just so I could fix things straight. Listen, i'm honestly really truly sorry. Please go back to Amiright and convince that lovable lug ChuckyG to lift my ban from that site. Tell him how sorry I am for what i've done, and tell him that i never meant him any harm. Please. You're my only hope. I only acted like a big shot just to impress you. In actuality I was quite timid around you- I mean you guys are like parody gods. I mean it, you guys are awesome. Red Ant- I can honestly say that your parodies are hillarious. And as for Agri- I have to say that he's the funniest person on that site even his name is funny. You guys are like the internet version of Chevy Chase and the rest of the old SNL cast. I bet that one day you're going be stars. Maybe you'll be movie stars. Maybe 15 years from now we'll expect to see a movie featuring you or Agri as the title character. You guys are like celebrities. I'm not worthy, i'm not worthy, i'm not worthy. 5555!

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