You all saw it coming (we did?)
it's obvious without doubt ( it is?)
they're enemies turned lovers
and here's the worst of it
the truth about them is out (noooo!)

like fantasies of bromance
that light up like times square
when pussycat and a cop start to get it on
you really should despair

a cat and cop in love? Damn right!
On the streets of new York
put to rest a childhood amnosity
somehow this could work

top cat:
I think this policeman's sexy
he's got a fetish for my fur
I've always dreamed we'd be together
dib, you make me purr (prrrrr....)

officer dibble:
I know I love him really
this affair, it's just so wrong
but Top Cat, I don't want oral sex
because you've got a scratchy Tongue

Top cat(spoken): well, we cats do, dibble

a cat and cop in love? Damn right!
On the streets of new York
put to rest a childhood amnosity
somehow this could work

a cat and cop in love? Damn right!
Those moans and yowls are loud
sucking cock and petting furry coats
cross- species love should be allowed

and if they get married tonight
there's no more we'll say
say goodbye to your childhood memories
in short, those two are gay

Waaahh..,