" I see the questions in your eyes
I know what's weighinÆ on your mind
Will he ever go away?
But I'll stand, right here for all night
If you say a word, IÆll start a fight
If I quiet down
In a minute, IÆll jolt you awake

I swear and I smoke and I drink
Lots of beer lots of beer
I swear and I loiter outside of your door
Drinking beer
Not Michelob lite
That cost too much cash
I drink Colt 45 and I smoke a cheap hash
I Swear

IÆll laugh, And IÆll clap both of my hands
On your doorstep, I'll leave all my cans
And bang my elbows on the wall
And when, my buddies have all disappeared
You won't have to ask if IÆm still here
æCause I bought a whole case
And I ainÆt leavinÆ till I drink it all

I swear and I smoke and I drink
Lots of beer lots of beer
I swear and I loiter outside of your door
Drinking beer
In the morning light
On top of my cans
YouÆll find me sprawled out with a beer in my hands
I Swear


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