Song Parodies -> You're A Bourgeoise
"'You Were Meant For Me.'" Based on the performance by Jewel
"You're A Bourgeoise" Parody by Lynzee & Cat
I suck some cock, at 6 am,
I take it deep, then on my chin. I got my eggs, I got my pancakes too, I got my KY Jelly; everything but you. I break the yokes into your black briefcase, I hope ya like my little hiding place. Wipe, the cum up off the mirror, Don't leave my keys in the whore, I never put used condoms on the floor anymore cuz, *Chorus* Screams last, so long, Even after you've gone, and, I know, that you gloved me and soon you will see, You're a bourgeoise, and I'm a kangaroo. I called my momma, she was suckin' some cock, Consoled a cup of coffee, But it was suckin' some cock, so I, Picked up the paper it was more bad news: "Private Parts Bein' Broken" and "People Bought Shoes", Put on my coat, smoke some Mary Jane, I saw a porno, it just wasn't the same cuz, It was dirty or, I was glad and, It made me miss ya.. OH SO BAD cuz.. *Chorus* I go about my biznitch, She's really fine, Besides what would I say if I had a sex line? Still so whore-y and, rather gay. Bills are broken every day... I brush my cock, I turn my cock back on, I know ya hate it, when I leave the cock on, so I, Pick up a cock and turn the cock down and, Then I, take a deep cock, And a good cock around. I get my cock on, and hop on a cock, I feel half a cock, but I want mostly cock, I, Try and tell myself it'll be all cock, I, Just shouldn't cock, Anymore tonight cuz... *Chorus* Yeah, you're a bourgeoise, And I'm a kanga, Roooooooo. Your Vote Counts
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