Song Parodies -> You're A Bourgeoise
"'You Were Meant For Me.'" Based on the performance by Jewel
"You're A Bourgeoise" Parody by Lynzee & Cat
I suck some cock, at 6 am,
I take it deep, then on my chin.
I got my eggs, I got my pancakes too,
I got my KY Jelly; everything but you.
I break the yokes into your black briefcase,
I hope ya like my little hiding place. Wipe,
the cum up off the mirror,
Don't leave my keys in the whore,
I never put used condoms on the floor anymore cuz,

*Chorus*
Screams last, so long,
Even after you've gone, and,
I know, that you gloved me and soon you will see,
You're a bourgeoise, and I'm a kangaroo.

I called my momma, she was suckin' some cock,
Consoled a cup of coffee,
But it was suckin' some cock, so I,
Picked up the paper it was more bad news:
"Private Parts Bein' Broken" and "People Bought Shoes",
Put on my coat, smoke some Mary Jane,
I saw a porno, it just wasn't the same cuz,
It was dirty or, I was glad and,
It made me miss ya.. OH SO BAD cuz..

*Chorus*

I go about my biznitch,
She's really fine,
Besides what would I say if I had a sex line?
Still so whore-y and, rather gay.
Bills are broken every day...

I brush my cock, I turn my cock back on,
I know ya hate it, when I leave the cock on, so I,
Pick up a cock and turn the cock down and,
Then I, take a deep cock,
And a good cock around.
I get my cock on, and hop on a cock,
I feel half a cock, but I want mostly cock, I,
Try and tell myself it'll be all cock, I,
Just shouldn't cock,
Anymore tonight cuz...

*Chorus*
Yeah, you're a bourgeoise,
And I'm a kanga,
Roooooooo.
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