"Leb'non's dark tonight,
Cuz they can't 'ford electricity,
See the blue hairs sittin' in section W,
Waitin for their team to score...

ReMax built those trailers,
Right off 65 (Highway),
You know you've made it,
When you see those double wides.
Rick Mount still shouts 'round,
Down at that dirty park,
He'll take you to Jim Dandy,
If you rebound until dark...

You see, you'd love to run home,
But you know you ain't got one,
Cuz your last 2 mortgage checks,
Have been forgotten, by Pa...

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You put your 401(K),
Into your eldest son,
In hopes that one day,
He'd lead Leb'non's title run.
His jumpshot don't impress me,
He don't use heel-toe-toe,
He's got a long way,
'Fore he can beat Kokomo.

You see, you'd love to run home,
But you know you ain't got one,
Cuz your last 2 mortgage checks,
Have been forgotten,
And your dreamin of home,
You just wish you had one,
Cuz mom's last 5 checks,
Have all been bad ones, again... again...

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