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Song Parodies -> One Turban, One Swatch, One Lear
"One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer" Based on the performance by George Thoroughgood
"One Turban, One Swatch, One Lear" Parody by Don Kanare With prices going up at the pump, it seemed fitting to write a parody about the ridiculous amount of money Americans are spending on oil and gas. Picture the sheik wearing his turban and Swatch (he's a poor Sheik, he can't afford a Rolex, yet)along with his harem and Lear Jet and of course, his sleazy brother Abdul, the black sheik in the family. Americans handing over bars of gold as they fill their SUVs at the gas station. Harem with large breasted women in traditional outfits dancing around and pleasing the sheik.
Well I ain't seen my brother since an hour before
Don't know where he went since he slipped out the door I ain't sayin he's nobody's fool Ain't no accountin' for my brother Abdul I wanna make one thing perfectly clear I got one turban, one Swatch and a Lear One turban, one Swatch, one Lear It's time for us to be flying this plane My crazy brother makin' me insane We got reservations at the Ritz My girls waitin' there all got big tits I wanna make one thing perfectly clear I got one turban, one Swatch and a Lear One turban, one Swatch, one Lear Well I ain't the richest sheik that you'll ever meet I just wear a sheet 'n' walk around in bare feet But I got oil baby you got none So hand me your cash so I can have fun I wanna make one thing perfectly clear I got one turban, one Swatch and a Lear One turban, one Swatch, one Lear When you buy gas at your favorite store I just keep pumpin', so you can buy more I think it's just so damn funny The way you fools hand over your money I wanna make one thing perfectly clear I got one turban, one Swatch and a Lear One turban, one Swatch, one Lear It's time for me to blow outta this joint I think you know that I've made my point While you sweatin' baby and you toil I'm just sellin' you expensive oil I wanna make one thing perfectly clear I got one turban, one Swatch and a Lear One turban, one Swatch, one Lear Now every time that you fill up your tank I'm laughin' my ass all the way to the bank You keep handin' over your paychex Soon I'll be buyin' me a new Rolex I wanna make one thing perfectly clear I'm buyin' more turbans, Rolex and more Lear, More turbans, Rolex, more Lear More turbans, Rolex, more Lear Copyright - Don Kanare - 2005 - All Rights Reserved
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Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason. NOW THEY GOT TO PUT THE TURBAN ON THEIR HEAD
that's the song i just heard
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and out the motherf**ing door i went me and craig will have a fire gear race and the motherf**ing door craig and i went
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