It started way back in eighth grade.
I used to sit beside Jennilou Mayes
A short skirt, no bra and her pouty lips
She felt me up on the bus/ left me with a hard dick

Next day I chased her around the schoolyard
Got stuck on the monkey bars cause I was still hard
And Jennilou got caught passing me a note
And as they were taking her away, she slipped me another she'd wrote

Do you want me
Do you wanna get some head?
And if you do
Well then don't be afraid to sneak into my bed
If you want to
You make me wanna be your ho
Check fuck or blow

Now we're grown up and she's my wife
She still likes to fuck like a rabbit day and night
Only thing's changed is when I chase Jennilou
I'm trying to keep from giving up her ass to my crew

You see that's the trouble when you marry a slut
She's not discriminating with who she fucks
The doctor, the lawyer, the preacher's son
She leaves them notes asking if they want to have fun

Do you want me
Do you wanna get some head?
And if you do
Well then call me when my husband goes to bed
If you want to
I can be such a ho
Check fuck or blow