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Song Parodies -> Breakin' Wind In Strange Places
"Friends In Low Places" Based on the performance by Garth Brooks
"Breakin' Wind In Strange Places" Parody by Gene Rogers
Breakin' Wind in Strange Places
Blame that musical fruit…… They give me the poots…… And foul up that good fresh air. Beano, Digel They still stink like hell……. And leave stains in my underwear. They don't cut me no slack…… They come out my crack……. Don't know what I'm gonna do. Maybe I should go into the next room, Or even go try to pooh-pooh….. Chorus: 'Cause I break wind in the strangest places……. I can see the look on other peoples' faces As they sniff to see………. They gotta know it's me. Smells like something died inside my colon…. Whether I'm sittin' in church……or I'm out bolin' Oh I break wind………in the strangest places. Like a knot on a log………. I sit in a fog..... wishin' for one good breath. I think it's a sin…. I can't hold it in… I still got one or two left. Just hold up a cheek……… But don't let it squeak....... or they'll know it's me for sure. If I was real smart I'd end all of the farts……. Cause I'd come up with a cure………… Chorus......... Your Vote Counts
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Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason. Nice job on the humor, but the pacing is too far off. Nice job though.
The pacing ain't that bad actually. I can tell when to sing what, though numbers of syllables differ from the original. At the end of the day it made me laugh :-)
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