Song Parodies -> Never Blown So Much Cum
"Never Had So Much Fun" Based on the performance by Frenzal Rhomb
"Never Blown So Much Cum" Parody by Mooch
"I fucked a pack of wild whores before midday,
I contracted herpes around one.
I can't piss a thing through my dick that stings,
I can't remember blowing so much cum,
I've never blown so much cum!

Can't fuck the whores in Sydney
Can't eat the sluts in Japan
Can't drink the piss of the moles in Los Angelas
But a million guys think they can

These condoms filled up with seman
Why ejaculate any less
They can't decide about a 69er
I think it's time that they took a piss

I get constipated slightly for arse bleeds
Try to make tampons fit
For all my erections Ive the best intentions
To always fuck a virgin thats tight
"
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