"I wish I didn't see you
wipe those boogers on your plate.
They said you were a glutton
for mucus in your face.
They thought that your pus-filled diet
was all wrong.
You'll scarf up your green goblins
whether short or long.

And I say, ""Hey man, you eat snot.
Oh, you eat snot, man.""
And I say, ""Hey man, you eat snot.
Oh, you eat snot, man.""

A man
Eats one
Hey man
Have fun
Eat snot! (repeat)

Now that all the folk's gone
and now that you're in luck,
you dig into your nostrils
like other people fuck.
You tried to eat your own shit,
tried to drink your piss.
But a chewy green crusty glazed snot
is one you really can't resist.

And I say, ""Hey man, you eat snot.
Can really eat snot, man.""
And I say, ""Hey man, you eat snot.
Can really eat snot, man.""

A man
eats one
Hey man
have fun.
Eat snot! (repeat)

I wish I didn't see you
I wish I didn't see you
Eating green snot.
"