Song Parodies -> The Real C-Dogg
"May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please? Will the real C-Dogg please have sex? I repeat, will the real C-Dogg please have sex? We're gonna have some booty here Y'all act like ya never seen a white female whoar Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy did it on the floor And started spankin her ass just like before There were whoars, throwin' up on her furniture It's the return of the... ""Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding, he just didn't do what I think he did, did he?"" And she said... Nothing you idiots! She got head, she's locked in my bedroom! Feminist women love C-Dogg ""(Blingbling) Doggie style, I want him Look at him, walking around grabbing his you-know-what Flipping the you-know-who, yeah, but he's so cute though"" Yeah, I proably got a couple of screws last night But the worse is what's going on in your sister's bedroom Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't But it's cool for Carmen to grab her boobs ""My dick is on your lips, my dick is on your lips"" And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little pricks And expect them not to know what a whoar's clitoris is Of course they gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They got the HBO, don't they? ""We ain't nothing but mammals"" Well, some of us saw Hannibal They cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump whoars and antelopes Then there's is a damn good reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the anecdote Women swing your panty-hoes, sing the chorus and it goes Chorus: I'm C-Dogg, yes I'm the real C-Dogg All you other C-Dogg's are just mastubating So won't the real C-Dogg please have sex? Please have sex, please have sex I'm C-Dogg, yes I'm the real C-Dogg All you other C-Dogg's are just mastubating So won't the real C-Dogg please have sex? Please have sex, please have sex 'N SYNC don't gotta cuss in their shit to sell records Well I do so ""Fuck them and fuck you too!"" You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you women can't even get off on me let alone stand me ""But Dogg, what if you do her, wouldn't it be weird?"" Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here So you guys can set me up with Britney Spears Shit Carson Daly better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears And hear them argue over who's gonna give me head first You little bitch, put me on hold on the phone last week ""Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's too skinny, hee-hee"" I should download her video on DVD and show the whole world how you gave C-Dogg VD I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me Who have sex like me; walk, talk and act like me And it just might be the next best thing to being me! Chorus I'm like a head trip to listen to cuz I'm only giving you Things you joke about with your hoes inside your bedroom The only difference is I got the balls to say it In front of y'all and I don't gotta be awesome or sugar coat it at all I just get on a mic and spit it and whether you like to admit it I just shitted better than 69 percent of you rappers out there Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums It's funny cuz at the rate I'm going when I'm 60 I'll be the only pimp in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off or jerkin' Said I'm jerkin' but this whole bag of Viagra is so not working And every single person is a fake C-Dogg lurking He could be working at Burger King ejaculating on your whopper Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming ""I just fucked her!"" With his pants down and her panties off So, will the real C-Dogg please get off? And be proud to be outta ya mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? Chorus x2 Ha ha Guess there's a C-Dogg in all of us Fuck it, let's all have sex" Your Vote Counts
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