"[Lumi?re]
Be our guest. Be our guest
Put our service to the test
Drop your trousers round your knees cheri
And we provide the rest
Missionaire, soixante-neuf
Why we only live to serve
All our girls they are delicious
If a little avaricious
Loose your shirt, drop your pants
After all, this is France
And the service here is never second best
And we all like men who'll
Pay up front and then who'll
Be our guest, oui our guest, Be our guest.

Going down, pompier
Quel frottage and more foreplay
We'll present an indecent and pornographic sex display
From the back, from the front
Either way a cunning stunt
No one's flaccid or complaining
While these girls are entertaining
They perform and do tricks
With dildos, balls and candlesticks
And it's all in perfect taste as you can bet
Come on this man wants fun, he
Has paid up his money
to be our guest
If you're stressed, it's best bonking we suggest
Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest!

Life's no more than cooking
For a hooker, who's not hooking
A disgrace without a face to sit upon
Ah, those good old days when we were legal
Suddenly, those good old days have gone
Ten years you've been lusting
In a manner that's disgusting
Needing exercise, not just to use your hand
Most days you just stood outside the brothel
Getting in a lather
You walked in for hows-your-father

[Fifi]
It's a guest! It's a guest!
Sacr? bleu I am still dressed
Cheque's been cashed and money flashed
And that's the bit that I like best
With a girl or two or three
And my dear that's fine with me
While your testes do their creaming
I'll be moaning, I'll be screaming
I'll get warm, piping hot
As you tickle my g-spot
With technique that leaves the company impressed
Who do you want to screw
Is it one hump or two
For you our guest He's our guest!
He's our guest! Be our guest!

[Tutti Totti]
Be our guest! Be our guest!
Quickly, quickly get undressed
It's ten years since you've had anyone down here
And you're obsessed
With some dope or some Es
Any other drugs that please
While the candlelight's still glowing
Maybe something down there's growing

Thrust by thrust, one by one
Till you shout ""Oh god! I've come""
And we'll strike a match to light your cigarette
So come on, won't you spend a day
Getting your end away
Our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest!
Please be our guest!
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