"Feed By Breast!

Feed by breast! Feed by breast!
Nursing mothers can attest
ItÆs innately satisfying when your mammaryÆs expressed!
Sit on down, and kick back
æCause itÆs time for babyÆs snack
While the candlelight is glowing
Milk production will be flowing
Whip it out! Pop it in!
And your suckler wonÆt get thin
So thereÆs company--who cares if youÆre half-dressed?
ItÆs not enough for you
To check for lumps, but do
Please feed by breast, feed by breast, feed by breast!

Feed by breast! Feed by breast!
Hold that charmer to your chest!
Think of all the great nutrition that your offspring will ingest!
Steak and fries! Pork and beans!
DonÆt forget the mint ice cream!
Everything that youÆve been eating
Will contribute to this feeding!
TheyÆre engorged, bulging out!
Time to fertilize your sprout!
And that let-down reflex helps you when youÆre stressed!
These cozy tete-a-tetes
Are as good as it gets
So feed by breast (IÆm impressed: liquid dining at its best!)
Feed by breast, feed by breast, feed by breast!

.....Memories make me tingle
of the days when we were single.......
Two lost souls without a stroller to our name......
Mainly we explored each otherÆs bodies.......
Those are days we never can reclaim......

Then after we married,
our routine became less varied......
We had jobs and obligations, bills to pay.......
Then one day you tell me that youÆre pregnant.....
Nine months fat and lazy
Then at last out popped the baby!

Feed by breast! Feed by breast!
Though societyÆs repressed:
Those taboos and inhibitions show we havenÆt yet progressed!
WeÆre such prudes, weÆre such twits,
When it comes to showing tits!
I consider it our failing
When in Europe jugs are flailing!
Old men stare, children shout
When your boob comes flopping out,
And you fill the infant stomach on request!
ItÆs quite a show to view
Him empty One, Then Two
So feed by breast, feed by breast, feed by breast!

Feed by breast! Feed by breast!
Nursing mothers can attest
ItÆs innately satisfying when your mammaryÆs expressed!
Sit on down, and kick back
æCause itÆs time for babyÆs snack

While his ap-pe-tite youÆre plea-sing
Your ba-zong-gas heÆll be squeeeee-ziiiiinnnng----

Suck suck suck!
Little one!
HeÆs conked out!
Enough! HeÆs done!
And to share this moment weÆve been truly blessed!
His diaper stinks to hell
But youÆve done oh, so well
To feed by breast---
Feed by breast---
Feed by breast, please feeeeeed byyyy breeeeast!"