"Now that the yankees are scared, I feel better
and I æll blow their asses right to high heaven.
and i'll start to send lots more boeings,
then the population won't be growing.
I thought for a minute that they would get me,
then I said æosama, don't be so damn silly!'
I was stressed cos the targets I was missing,
and now my ass the taliban are kissing!

Chorus: My name is bin laden,
First name Osama
I killed the Yankees,
Quite a lot faster.
My name is bin laden,
First name Osama
I am more smarter
Than those damn bastards.
My name is bin laden,
First name Osama
I'm not a gaylord,
just a big farter
My name is bin laden,
First name Osama
i'm not a paki,
Just an old fuka

I thought next that maybe i would nuke them
see how america would like to see that!
they thought that they could beat me,
These guys must be cracked completely!
I think that bush is a wanker,
everyday he must try to yank her
Clinton seemed to be more fun,
cos lewinski took it up the bum!

Chorus: My name is bin laden,
First name Osama
I killed the Yankees,
Quite a lot faster.
My name is bin laden,
First name Osama
I am more smarter
Than those damn bastards.
My name is bin laden,
First name Osama
I'm not a gaylord,
just a big farter
My name is bin laden,
First name Osama
i'm not a paki,
Just an old fuka

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