Masturbation Session
I'm Jerkin' again
Ain't no poon on the menu today
Just my own hand
Got a fresh roll of paper towels
The wrapper's already peeled
Taking matters into my hands
Alone I drop and kneel

Bridge: And I say oooh
Lately I ain't been gettin' none
Got that deadly buildup of cum
So I'm gonna shoot me some
And I say oooh
Got my eyeballs turnin' white
No, I'm not a pretty sight
So I'm gonna set things right

Chorus: Droppin' my load on a Sunday Morning
Jerkin' my dick
Got no time for morning,
Ain't got no time

I feel the rumble in my nut sack
I'm about to dump my sauce
My quarterback with the purple helmet's
Gettin' tackled for a loss
On my dick there's precum glistenin'
I'm rocking back and forth
Won't be long before
I don't have blueballs anymore

Bridge
Chorus

I cry out to god as my breath comes out in spasms
As I drop my load
I create my own jism