"Stop in the bathroom, shed my clothes, sit on the pot where no one notices
the contrast of white on brown.
Bending down and mooning you, no one gets a better view
of the crumbling turd balls all hard and round.
I did not want...to leave a stain, dropped my shorts and wiped again.
Why? I don't know.
But if you think I'm moody, that's because i missed some doody.
How? I don't know.
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BROWN REAR! We always scratch and scrape!
BROWN REAR! Something irritates!
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I went to see a doctor with a glove upon his hand.
I said I had a problem with my pelvis.
I felt a shiver as he rubbed some lotion on his hand.
He said my bottom had a scar looking like Elvis.
My stomach growled, I turned around, took all my clothes off
Said ""Sorry doc, but I have to leave ya.""
I tried to tell the doctor,but he wouldn't understand,
Until he saw the trail of diarrhea
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BROWN REAR! Did it come out straight!
BROWN REAR! Was it worth the wait?
BROWN REAR! Guess I wasn't lyin...I can see some corn
BROWN REAR! Sounds like I tooted my own horn!
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BROWN REAR! Smearing my behind!
BROWN REAR! Should have taken time!
BROWN REAR! We never eat our burgers, unless we wipe our buns.
BROWN REAR! We've got a bad case of the runs.
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BROWN REAR...
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