Song Parodies -> Malcolm's Hermaphrodite Paradise
"Gangsta's Paradise" Based on the performance by Coolio
"Malcolm's Hermaphrodite Paradise" Parody by Louie
"As I walk through the corridors of my dildo shop
I take a look at my cock and realise its fallen off
Cos I been suckin and fuckin for so long
that even my mother thinks my dick aint that long
But I aint never crossed a gay that did deserve it
He be treated like a gimp you know that's unheard of
Ya better watch who you suckin and who ya fucking
Cos you and your homos might be men all along
I really like the dick and when he shoots his load
As of now I see myself in the semen moat
Homo, Im the kind of gay that all you hermie's wanna be like
sucking dick on their knees for crack in the street lights

Been spending most my life
Livin in a hermaphrodites paradise

Oh ah ohhhhhhhh

Been spending most my life
Livin in a hermaphrodites paradise

They got the phallus which I am now facing
I aint never thought I could deep throat
But I gotta take it deep for the hermies
Too much dickie sucking got me chasing police
Im an ugly looking hermie with penis on the mind
Got a 10ft rubber dildo, and some sperm in my eye
Im a low down dirty homo tripping faggot
And when the hermies go down I dont wanna rouse their anger
Fool, aint nuthin stopping me from giving them some pussy
But I live life as a hermie, what can I say
I've got a 4incher but will it fit in his ass
the way things are going I dont know

Tell me why, are we so gay as me,
and ass ram the ones likes you and me

Been spending most my life
Livin in a hermaphrodites paradise

Oh ah ohhhhhhhh

Been spending most my life
Livin in a hermaphrodites paradise

Penis, after penis, ass after ass
Raping after raping, semen after semen
Everybody's leaving but I dont think I can take it
Take it out of my colon,
Cos I think Im bleeding
They say I gotta learn how to suck it
But no gimp is here to teach me
If they cant understand then how can they rape me
I guess they will, I guess its soon
I guess Im fucked
Thats why I gotta live life with an ass plug

Been spending most my life
Livin in a hermaphrodites paradise

Oh ah ohhhhhhhh

Been spending most my life
Livin in a hermaphrodites paradise
"
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mike - July 14, 2013 - Report this comment
Weird Al Yankovic gave Coolio permission 2 do Amish Paradise But Coolio said No So he did it anyway
MIKE - January 23, 2022 - Report this comment
YES
MIKE - November 23, 2022 - Report this comment
BYE ROOM
mike - December 10, 2022 - Report this comment
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mike - December 11, 2022 - Report this comment
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MIKE - April 09, 2023 - Report this comment
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MIKE - June 16, 2023 - Report this comment
ME TOM AND CRAIG WILL RUSH OVER TO THE FIRE UNIFORMS WHERE WE ALL SUIT UP
MIKE - November 10, 2023 - Report this comment
DIVING
MISERICORDIA - November 10, 2023 - Report this comment
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