Song Parodies -> Gay Man in the Closet
"Genie in a Bottle" Based on the performance by Christina Aguilera
"Gay Man in the Closet" Parody by Sexy Government
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I feel like I've been locked up tight In a closet filled with lonely men; Waiting for someone To release me. IĈm licking my lips and blowing kisses your way, But that don't mean my mama knows IĈm gay; Baby, baby, baby. (Baby, baby, baby.) Oh whoa... My butt's saying let's go. Oh whoa... But my mouth is saying no. If you wanna butt fuck me, baby, there's a price you pay. I'm a gay man in the closet, you gotta blow me the right way. If you wear a wig, baby, youĈre just like a chick to me. A woman with a dick, baby, what a fucking specialty! I'm a gay man in the closet, baby. Gotta blow me the right way, honey. I'm a gay man in the closet, baby, Spill, spill, spill your load in my mouth. Your on your knees and youĈre goinĈ down low, One more lick and then IĈm gonna blow; Spending my whole load On your lip. My butt is aching at the speed of light, But that don't mean IĈm coming out tonight; Baby, baby, baby. (Baby, baby, baby) Oh whoa... My butt's saying let's go. Oh whoa... But my mouth is saying no. If you wanna butt fuck me, baby, there's a price you pay. I'm a gay man in the closet, you gotta blow me the right way. If you want me to blow you, I promise IĈll make you cum. Just come and set me free, baby, from this damn closet. I'm a gay man in the closet, baby. Gotta blow me the right way, honey. I'm a gay man in the closet, baby, Spill, spill, spill your load in my mouth Oh whoa... My butt's saying let's go. Oh whoa... But my mouth is saying no. If you wanna butt fuck me, baby, there's a price you pay. I'm a gay man in the closet, you gotta blow me the right way. If you wear a wig, baby, youĈre just like a chick to me. A woman with a dick, baby, what a fucking specialty! If you wanna butt fuck me, baby, there's a price you pay. I'm a gay man in the closet, you gotta blow me the right way. If you want me to blow you, I promise IĈll make you cum. Just come and set me free, baby, from this damn closet. I'm a gay man in the closet, baby, Spill, spill, spill your load in my mouth " Your Vote Counts
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