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Song Parodies -> No Sex With The Cows In India
"No Sex In The Champagne Room" Based on the performance by Chris Rock
"No Sex With The Cows In India" Parody by Dark Angel SGX
"Ladies and Gentlemen of the K.K.K., class of 2001
No matter what the Hindu chick tells you, There is no sex with the cows in India! Don't go to parties with bomb detectors. Uh-huh you think you're the stuff while you're in there, Just think about the Arabics that didn't get in, They know you ain't got sh!t! If a Pakistani tells you he's 20,and looks 30, he's 20 If he tell you he's 36,and looks 36, he's damn near 80! Take that towel off your head! Saadam couldn't do all those killings you know that Hitler had to do some of that Sh!t! Young Iranian men: If you're at a camel race,and someone steps on your foot Let it go, There's no use getting your head chop off cuz someone dirty up your sandles! Lamb-ain't nothing wrong with it besides it's gross No matter what you're thinkin' of what I'm sayin' Just remember one important thing: No matter what the Hindu chick says There in no sex with the cows in India! No sex with the cows in India No sex with the cows in India No sex with the cows in India No sex with the cows in India Who's Mohammad? If a Pakistani girl has a pierced tongue, She'll probably suck your d!ck! If a Hindu's cow has a pierced tongue, She'll probably suck your d!ck! (mooooooooooooo) (Help me!) Your future in your country: If you live in Iran-you're gonna die! If you live in Israel-you're gonna die! If you live in India-you're gonna die...TWICE! If you live in Pakistan-you're gonna die! If you live in Saudi Arabia-you're gonna die! in a sand storm White girls in Kansas don't like Indian men. If you been dating a Pakistani for 5 months, and haven't seen his camel, You're not his girlfriend. Some of this stuff may have offend you (especially the middle easterns) Some of this stuff,you might careless about No matter who you are (Michael Jackson) But remember one more last thing: No matter what the Hindu girl tells you There is no sex with the cows in India NONE! No sex with the cows in India No sex with the cows in India You ain't gettin' none! No,no,no,no,and no No sex with the cows in India No sex with the cows in India you nasty A$$ freak!!! " Your Vote Counts
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