Song Parodies -> Two Ways To Kill Everyone
"Soak Up The Sun" Based on the performance by Cheryl Crow
"Two Ways To Kill Everyone" Parody by T0m4t0 P4st3
my fellow ugly dicks,
are holding meetings in their piss,
i sold my car for gas,
so i'm stuck here looking at your ass,
i dont have less or more,
so shut up you fat crack whore,
its not having what you want,
cuz i'm typing with size 12 font.

I'm, gonna blow up the sun,
gotta 45 gun,
two ways to kill everyone,ooh yeah,yeah,yeah...

i'm gonna blow up the sun....

i had a big boob job,
the payment was too muuuch,
i didnt have enough time to read playpen,
cuz i was too busy kiiin' my friends.
Everytime I look around,
people dyin' up and down,
maybe somethings wrong with stew,
that is why i'm sayin FUCK YOU!

I'm, gonna blow up the sun,
i gotta 45 gun,
two ways to kill everyone, ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah...

i'm gonna tell em that,

I've, got no one to blame,
just a girl in bed to tame.

I'm, gonna blow up the sun,
gotta 45 gun,
two ways to kill everyone, ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah...

i'm gonna tell em that,

I've, got no one to blame,
just a girl in bed to tame,

I'm, gonna blow up the sun,
gotta 45 gun,
two ways to kill everyone......
i hope your dead after you read this song :)
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mike - February 24, 2020 - Report this comment
it's sheryl crow not cheryl crow
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MIKE - October 21, 2023 - Report this comment
I HOPE YOU'RE DEAD AFTER YOU READ THIS SONG
MIKE - November 18, 2023 - Report this comment
ME AND CRAIG WILL HAVE A FIREFIGHTER DRESS UP RACE
mike - January 01, 2024 - Report this comment
tico give me the beat
i'lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll sleep when i'm deadddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd wof - March 28, 2024 - Report this comment
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