"push, push, push, push (repeat)
No matter how hard I push,
I've still got crap in my tush
And it can't break freeù
All I can do is wee.
It takes time to remove it
It takes time to get rid of shit
But after all is said and done,
You're gonna have to wipe your bum...whoa!
CHORUS
Do you believe in wiping your ass?
With some toilet paper it really feels like
You're wiping your butt with broken glass...ow!
Do you believe in wiping your bum?
Did you ever forget to use loo paper
And find you had lumps of poo on your thumb?
What am I supposed to do?
Just sit around and pray for poo?
Hey, I can't do that!ù
My butt just won't react!
I've got lots of time to read a book
If you're interested, come take a look
At the moment it's coming out
It makes me wanna scream and shout...Hey!
CHORUS
Do you believe in wiping your butt?
I've been rubbin' my ass, oh so hard
It's caused a huge pain in my gut...Ohh!
Do you believe in wiping your date?
After you finish your cleaning task
Pick it up! Hey! it's your new playmate...Woh!
But I know that I'll get rid of this
I know that it'll come out
'Cause I don't need it any more (X 4)
CHORUS to fade"