Mmmm... Yeow!
Let's get it on, baby

Well, I'm done with preggos wearing army boots,
Seen two men splooge on a guy who pukes.
I've tried the famous stars from a to z,
But there's just one thing that looks good to me.

You only need one cup,
You only need ice cream,
You only need two girls, yeah
The only thing that looks good on screen... is poo.

I'm not satisfied with your girl-on-girl
Put quadrouple penetration in the "maybe watch" pile
Some people think I've seen more... than I should
But there's only one thing that gives me the wood

You only need one cup,
You only need one screen,
You only need two girls, yeah
The only thing that looks good on screen... is poo.

Ya, it's poo,
It could prob'ly be poo
Maybe some chocolate ice cream... too
But mainly it's... poo
That I fap to...

Hm.. Ya, I think that's poo.

Uuuaagghhhh!

You only need one cup,
You only need ice cream,
You only need two girls, yeah
The only thing that looks good on screen... is poo.

You only need one cup, yeah
You only need ice cream,
You only need two girls, ugh, yeah
The only thing that looks good on screen... is...

Poo! (You only need one cup)
it could be chocolate mousse!
(You only need ice cream)
Ohhhhhhh, fuuuckkkk!
(You only need two girls) Alright
The only thing that looks good on screen is poo.

That's-that's poo!

Ungh...

Only thing that looks good on screen is poo.
The only thing I watch, the only thing I need...