"You tell me your in love with me
But you can't take your ugly eyes off of my chest
It's not that I don't want them to stay
But everytime you squeeze to hard my implants move away
I wanna believe what I see in the mirror
But it all looks too fake
But if you really want me, move it slow
There's things about me you don't wanna know

Sometimes I'm flat, sometimes I'm not
Sometimes I trick you
But I just want to be 1 more cup size
Baby would that be all right


I just wanna be really tan, uh-huh
Everytime I am alone I wonder why
Hope that I don't look too orange
You'll see that, if you look close enough, you'll see streaks
I wanna believe in everything I see (in the mirror)
But I look too fake
But if you really want me, move slow
There's things about me you might not know

Sometimes I'm fat, sometimes I'm not
Sometimes I can trick you
But I all really want is to be one less dress size
make my butt look tight, Lose all that cellulite,
Now you know how fake I am

Just hang around and you'll see
I wanna be like Pamela Lee
But if you really love me, let it show
By letting me star in a porno
"