"I think I did it again
I made you see
I'm nothing more than a whore

Oh baby
He might be ugly, but that doesn't mean
That I won't do him

'Cause to lose my virginity, that is just so typically me

Oops! I did it again
Went home w/ a guy
Got lost in the bed, oh baby baby
Oops! He thinks I'm a whore
Heaven sent from the streets
I'm not that discriminate

You see my problem is this: I'm screwing away
Wishing that I'd caught his name
I cry, counting the days
That I've missed, since I got laid

'Cause to lose all the condoms, that is just so typically me
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Captain: all aboard!
Guy: Britney, before you go, there's something I want you to have.
Britney: The results from the pregnancy test! But I thought they were
negative!
Guy: Well, me too. But since we did it twice...
Britney: Oh, we shouldn't have...

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