"I think I did it again
I made you believe
I ain't got herpes
Oh baby
It might seem like a rash
But it doesn't mean that its not contagious
Cause to sleep around all day
That is just so typically me

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Oh baby baby
Oops I did it again
I spread STD's
Ain't that such a shame?
Oh baby baby
Oops you think that I'm clean
And it hurts while I'm peein'
I guess I'm just a whore

You see the problem is this
I'm screwin' all day
wonderin' if these ""condoms"" truely exist
I sigh, thinking 'bout days
When I used to be cool
Wait, that was Green Day
Cuz to get all known diseases
Must be a brand new record for me

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BRITNEY: All aboard!!
65 YEAR OLD FOOL: Chickie before you go down there's something I gotta know.
BRITNEY: Oh it's ok. I've done this before.
65 YEAR OLD FOOL: That's real good.
BRITNEY: But I'm afraid you might have some diseases.
65 YEAR OLD FOOL: Well baby I'll put something on.
BRITNEY: Aw... you don't have to.

Oops I did it again, I'm a retard
Got lost
In the thought of 5 bucks
Oops you
Think that I'm a clean girl
I guess I'm just a whore

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