Song Parodies -> Always (unedited version)
"Always" Based on the performance by Bon Jovi
"Always (unedited version)" Parody by DarkJon64
Adding words to the song obviously fucks up the timing - but it still works. Think of the wedding songs in "Old School". (by the way I've been singing this version of this song in the car since before that movie). For the most part, the extra word (usually a version of the F word) takes the place of one or two syllables, but if the words that used to be there are still there (before it) then the OLD words are the ones that are rushed, and the inserted word tries to keep the same pacing of the song. Anyway i'm sure you'll figure out a way to sing it... just don't sing it too loud!! As I said before, this song came about when I was just singing along to "Crossroads" in the car. I tried doing it to other JBJ songs, but this one always worked the best. No Pun Intended!
This romeo is bleeding
But you can't see his blood
It's nothing but the feeling
That this old dog fucked up

It's been raining since you left me
Now I'm drowning in the flood
You see I've always been a fighter
But without you I fuck up

Now I can't sing a love song
Like the fuckin' way it's meant to be
Well, I guess I'm not that good anymore
But baby, that's just me

And I will love you, baby
Motherfuckin' always
And I'll be there forever and a fuckin' day
Motherfuckin' always
I'll be there till fuckin' stars don't shine
Till the heavens burst
Fuckin' words don't rhyme
I know when I die, fuckin' on my mind
And I'll love you
Always

Now your pictures that you fuckin' left behind
Are just memories of our fuckin' life
Fuckin' made us laugh, fuckin' made us cry
One that made you have to fuckin' say goodbye
What I'd give to run my fingers through your fuckin' hair
To touch your lips, fuckin' hold you near
When you say your prayers fuckin' understand
I've made mistakes, I fucked a man

When he holds you close, when he pulls you near
When he blows a load in you'r fuckin' ear
I'll wish I was him and his balls were mine
To spray to you till the end of time

And I will love you, baby
Motherfuckin' always
And I'll be there forever and a fuckin' day
Motherfuckin' always
I'll be there till fuckin' stars don't shine
Till the heavens burst
Fuckin' words don't rhyme
And I know when I die, you're fuckin' on my mind
And I'll love you
Always

If you told me to cry for you
Fuck, I could
If you told me to die for you
Fuck, I would
Take a look at my face
There's no price I won't pay
To say these fuckin' words to you

Well, there ain't no love
In his loaded eyes
But baby if you give me just a fuckin' try
We can pack up our old dreams
And our old lives
We'll find a place where fuckin' sun still shines

And I will love you, baby
Motherfuckin' always
And I'll be there forever and a fuckin' day
Motherfuckin' always
I'll be there till fuckin' stars don't shine
Till the heavens burst
Fuckin' words don't rhyme
And I know when I die, fuckin' on my mind
And I'll love you
Always
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Burnley Sad Acts - June 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Look At Someof our stuff, europe, the jam, bon jovi, one republic, u will find us in those bands cheers good parody by the way
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