Hey hey Joey Guisto it's Doctor Popeye
I've sent you an e-card speedy delivery
Well Doctor Popeye if it say's 'I Love You!'
You can go f*ck yourself just like I do
We can go to land of make believe and we can pretend
But in the end we still have no friends
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Sgt Pecker I like your Old Navy sweater
Doctor Popeye shut up and pass me the liqour
I don't want to talk to you don't you understand?
Why are you humpin' me you're just a f*ckin' college DJ?
We can go to land of make believe and we can pretend
But in the end we still have no friends
Do do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do do
We can go to land of make believe and we can pretend
But in the end we still have no friends
Do do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do do
You are my best friend too
I share the same views and hardly ever argue
Eat Spam from the can watch late night C-Span
And rock out to old school Hanson