Song Parodies -> The Booster
"The Rooster" Based on the performance by Alice in Chains
"The Booster" Parody by Jason Labbe
Viagara, Cialis, etc.
Retreated into the bush again
Hardened soldier into shriveled recluse man
Can't maintain a firm stand
Anxiety is my best friend
Prop me up; I'll just fall again
I'm the only one who shrinks to the occasion

Have you heard about the booster?
I've got to try the booster
Cause it happens to me everytime
They say the booster will keep my head up high

I dream of towers tall and straight
Monuments erected in my name
Shock and awe left behind in my wake
Punchlines and laughter-- silence now
Monster of strength and staying power
Take this card number and rush deliver my longest hour

Have you heard about the booster?
I've got to try the booster
Cause it happens to me everytime
They say the booster will keep my head up high
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