Itty bitty eyes and an itty bitty nose
Itty bitty fingers and itty bitty toes
Itty bitty ears on the side of your head
It looks like you've been itty bitty fed

(CHORUS)
(But,) it's alright to be itty bitty
An itty bitty pecker or some itty bitty titties
Things don't have to be big to be good
As long as they work just the way that they should

Now, maybe you've got itty bitty buns
But, that don't mean you get itty bitty fun
'Cause it's been said it's a real big treat
The closer the bone the sweeter the meat

(CHORUS)
(So,)

Now, maybe you've got a great big dong
Well, that's alright, don't get me wrong
But, you may find some you can't get in
Then, it's back to old Rosey Palm again

(SLOW PART)
A woman's got a place that they call tain't
You may think it's it but really it ain't
'Cause it ain't ass and it ain't snatch
It's that itty bitty part in the middle of the patch

(CHORUS)
(But,)