Song Parodies -> Erotic
"Ironic" Based on the performance by Alanis Morissette
"Erotic" Parody by Pyth
"Old man turned 98
To party he bought his own date
His pant fly, her black lace
It's the whore's bargain, two minutes for a lay

{[Chorus]
Isn't it erotic, dontcha think

It's like playin' on your wedding day
A free ride on your fiancee
It's the good vibes from your gorgeous mate
And oooh what a thought, her figure}

Mr. Play-It-Safe was afraid to dive
Down on any babe till he married a wife
Waited his whole damn life for just one night
And as he finally went down he thought, ""Well, isn't this nice!""

[Repeat chorus]

My wife has a sexy way of sneaking up on me
When everything's OK, and making everything oh, so right!
Yeah my wife has a sexy way of helping me out
When ""It's"" all gone wrong and making ""It"" blow up in her face!

In a traffic jam, when your getting laid
A smo-oking time on your cigarette break
It's like a fetish of spoons, and all you need is a night
It's meeting the man of my dreams, and then meeting his beautiful wife!

Isn't it erotic, dontcha think
A little too erotic, yeah I really do think

[Repeat Chorus]

My wife has a sexy way of looking in the mirror
My wife is a sexy sexy dame
We're going down
We're going down"
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