I was gonna clean my room until I got online
I gonna get up and find the broom but then I got online
my room is still messed up and I know why
- cause I got online [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to class before I got online
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got online
I am taking it next semester and I know why
- cause I got online [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to work but then I got online
I just got a new promotion but I got online
now I'm selling dope and I know why
- cause I got online [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to court before I got online
I was gonna pay my tech support but then I got online
they took my whole paycheck and I know why
- cause I got online [repeat 3X]

I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I wanted online
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I just wanted online
Now I am a paraplegic - because I wanted online [repeat 3X]

I was gonna pay my car note until I got online
I was gonna gamble on the boat but then I got online
now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why
- because I got online [repeat 3X]

I was gonna make love to you but then I got online
I was gonna eat yo pussy too but then I got online
now I'm jacking off and I know why
- cause I got online [repeat 3X]

I messed up my entire life because I got online
I lost my kids and wife because I got online
now I'm sleeping here in paltalk and I know why
- cause I got online [repeat 3X]

I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm online
I'm singing this whole thing wrong here online
and if I don't sell one copy we'll all know why
- cause I'm online [repeat 3X]