"Anal chutes, chicks in cars,
fine hotels, a big cigar,
up for grabs, but for a price
will she laugh out loud when she sees my little prize

I came upon you, you came upon me
what do you do that's guaranteed, hey little girl
you want it all, the dick, the scrotum, the little hairy balls

come on come on, really not that funny,
come on come on, stop your laughing honey
come on come on, my dick's not that funny,
come on come on, you've seen other funny cocks

a french braid, balls hung left,
I'm de loused, so get in bed
you had enough, I'll whip him out
he's pointin up, down, he weighs about a pound

I came upon you, you came upon me
what do you do that's guaranteed, hey little girl
you want it all, the dick, the scrotum, the little hairy balls


come on come on, really not that funny,
come on come on, stop your laughing honey
come on come on, my dick's not that funny,
come on come on, you've seen other funny cocks"