Song Parodies -> Put Em Down
"Hit Em Up" Based on the performance by 2pac
"Put Em Down" Parody by MakGonz "I wrote this back in the day of the chicago bulls dynasty of michael jordan, the one team player squad"
"ThatÆs why Iverson took your sorry ass to the
hole you sorry motha fucker {fuck Jordan} Michigan, Chicago Bulls Haters {fuck Jordan} You know who the champs are Bitch, we bring the championship to {fuck Jordan} [ha, ha thatÆs thatÆs alright though] First off, Fuck Phil Jackson and the team he claims Midwest when we play, cominÆ quick with game MJ claims to be a star, but Hill packed his shit We bust some bad plays, bitch MJ is hit Plus Pippen tries to guard Mills o watch the winnings Phil Jackson and Chicago Bulls are some pussy ass bitches Detroit keeps them worried while theyÆre wins keep on cominÆ Steady shootin, busting the threes, and the bulls start runninÆ Dennis Rodman go ask your homies How weÆll take ya Cut your sorry ass up, see ya in pieces Now be deceased Steve Kerr, donÆt fuck around with real GÆs Quick to snatch your sorry ass off the courts So fuck Chicago IÆll let them bitches know its on for life DonÆt let Detroit, Michigan ride tonight {ha, ha} Chicago Bulls are hit and killedFuck with us and get the ball peeled You know, SEE Pass the ball when you see Joe D. Call the refs when you see Lindsey ......... {uhh} Who got æem? But you bulls didnÆt finish Now youÆre about to feel the wrath of a Piston Bitch, we put æem down Check this out yaÆll You mutha fuckas know what time it is I donÆt even know why weÆre even in this league YaÆll bitches ainÆt even on our level IÆm gonna have my boys rag on you Chicago Bulls bitch sorry ass bitches {ahh yo, yo back the fuck up} Get out the way yo, get out the way yo Jordans shot just got blocked LilÆ crossover passed that hoe And let Hill put on a show MJ needs to get spanked right For setting up picks, little accident threw the hole And I ainÆt heard of yah Poise less shots attack when Hill is guarding yah Spank yourself Your whole dick even though MJ donÆt have one Guard this move æCause IÆm gonna slam your ass in a pang Jordan softer than fuckin cookies WeÆre running through the rookies And weÆre smokinÆ the Bulls In front of their fans With the steady powerUnder my Michael Bower ChicagoÆs click is sour We push the ball every hour We put æem down Blocked the shot when you see Jordan Steal the ball when you see Pippen .........{uhh} Who got æem? But you bulls didnÆt finish Now youÆre about to feel the wrath of a Piston Bitch, we put æem down Peep how we play Keep it real ItÆs basketball steelThis ainÆt no freestyle ballinÆ All you Bulls are fallinÆ With your mouths wide open TryinÆ to come up off of us You and Chicago hoping making engines ItÆs like a car Bulls think they learn to drive But they run mutha fucka, why you still alive Talking you about gettinÆ money But itÆs funny to me All you bitches livinÆ bummy While you fucking with us IÆm a self made millionaire Basketball playa livinÆ out of Duke Jump shots in the air {air} Dennis Rodman remember when I use to let you sleep on the couch Ang beg a bitch to let you play in the palace Now its all about Laettner You copied the style Five jumpers couldnÆt drop us We took it and smiled Now IÆm about to get the record straight With my J-S IÆm still the playa that you love to hate Mutha fucka we put æem down IÆm from S.E. Michigan Where plenty games occurs No points to come We bringinÆ drama to all you Bulls Now go check the scenerio Rodman WeÆll bring you fake GÆs to yah knees CopinÆ pleas with these threes Steve Kerr is yah Coked up or doped up Get your little team smoked up What the fuck Is you stupid I take money Crash and mash through Chi town With my click hoopinÆ, shootinÆ and pollutin You block with fifteen pop Clocked glock to your shot Motor City click moving up another knotch And your fans get dropped and mopped And all your fake ass windy city props Brainstorm and locked YouÆs a B-ballinÆHill style taker IÆll tell your to your coach, you ainÆt shit but a faker So fill the United Center with a chaser æbout to get ball out for the paper buddah I mean set the post for scene of the paper Like a lot, with Rodman in a choke Toting smoke, we ainÆt no motha fuckin joke Real B-ball playas better be known Be approachingIn the wide open, rim and net smokinÆ No need for hopinÆ ItÆs a game lost I gott em crossed as soon as the Bulls is hopinÆ off Bulls, we put æem down Now you tell me who won Bulls see Pistons they run They donÆt wanna see us æOle Chicago Bulls playin try to be us How they champs when we do our job, we millionaires KillinÆ their fans but somebody has to do it Oh yah, Atlanta, donÆt one you bitches got HIV or something You better back the fuck up before you get slammed the fuck up This is how we do it on our side Any of you bitches wanna bring it, bring it But we ainÆt ballin, we bringin drama Fuck you and your mutha fuckin mama We gonna kill all you motha fuckas Now when I said it was all about Atlanta All you motha fuckas had to open your mouth So this is how we gonna do this Fuck MJ, fuck Atlanta Fuck Chicago as a staff, franchise, and as a mutha fuckin crew And if you wanna be down with Chicago then fuck you too Luc Longley, Toni Kukoc, fuck you too All you motha fuckas, fuck you too Drive slow {fuck Jordan, fuck Jordan} My boy fo fo (44 Rick Mahorn) make sure all your playas donÆt grow You hoes canÆt beat us or see us We Michigan ridas, Midwest till we die Out here in Detroit, bitch We warned ya, weÆll bomb on you motha fuckas You think you the team, bitch, we the motha fuckin team AinÆt nuttinÆ but playas And the real GÆs, all you bitches canÆt hang with us Our shit goes wins the series and the championship You bitches laugh cuz you think weÆre weaker than a motha fuckin rookie You know how it is and we drop JÆs they felt You bitches canÆt feel it We the champs Fuck æem Chicago Bulls killas" Copyright 1996
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