Song Parodies -> Mary Jane's Last Chance
"Mary Jane's Last Dance" Based on the performance by Tom Petty
"Mary Jane's Last Chance" Parody by Necrotoxen666
"I grew up in a Marijuana town.
Had a good-payinÆ job that never let me down
But IÆd toke all day and toke all night
I never remember much, cause IÆm baked every night

I first started smoking at the age of fourteen
I blew the boys away, I had more than theyÆd seen
I was introduced, and my buzz it groovinÆ
I said, ôtake it easy, but my mind said keep going, on.
Keep smoking on

Last chance with Mary Jane, one more puff to kill the pain
I hear someone sneakinÆ in, or am I going insane again

Well, I donÆt know, what youÆve been
But IÆve never slow down, and itÆll never get old.
Tired of waking up, with no bud in my hand
I need to start growing, my own damn plant.

Oh my, my, Oh hell yes
Maui is the one and only best
Pick me a bud, grab me a bong.
SittinÆ in my room, cause this doesnÆt take long

Last chance with Mary Jane, one more puff to kill my brain
I hear someone sneakinÆ in, or am I going insane again

Well the pigs are down, out by the stairs
They caught me in my underwear
They took my out of my hotel room
My time will be coming soon

Oh my, my, Oh hell yes
Can I have just one request
I was too shamed to cry, and I pulled out a bone.
Can I hit this last rolled one while I walk to the road

Last chance with Mary Jane, one more puff to kill my brain
I hear someone sneakinÆ in, or am I going insane again
"
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r.i.p. tom petty
MIKE - November 20, 2022 - Report this comment
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