Song Parodies -> I Have A Wife That Never Puts Out
"There Is A Light That Never Goes Out" Based on the performance by The Smiths
"I Have A Wife That Never Puts Out" Parody by IdLikeToBeAnonymous
Bitch, put out tonight
'Cause to have sex with you is why i made you my wife.
We don't get very far,
she never, ever plays with my bone,
it's like i haven't got one, any more

Bitch, put out, tonight
'Cause to have sex with you is why I made you my wife.
We don't get very far,
All she does is talk on the phone,
So I stroke my bone, I whack my bone, 'til I can't cum no more.

And when she fills me full of lust,
I'll jerk off in her face and bust
a nut in her eye, and make that bitch cry,
and with a little bit of luck,
we'll finally get to fuck,
I'll still cum in her eye,
and make that bitch cry

Bitch, put out, tonight
Oh, fuck me anywhere, I don't care, I don't care, I don't care

In the tightness of her ass, I thought, Oh God, my chance to cum at last,
but then a strange queer grabbed me and stuck his cock in my ass.

Bitch, put out, tonight,
Oh, fuck me anywhere, I don't care, I don't care, I don't care
We don't get very far,
she never, ever plays with my bone,
Like I don't gotta bone, like i don't got one

And when she fills me full of lust,
I'll jerk off in her face and bust
a nut in her eye, and make that bitch cry,
and with a little bit of luck,
we'll finally get to fuck,
I'll still cum in her eye,
and make that cold cunt cry

I have a wife and she never puts out (repeat several times)
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