"C: Viagra, Viagra, my hard-on's higher, Viagra

V1: When I was eleven, I wished i was still nine
Every little thing seemed to make my little thing rise

But then I lost that feeling, when I turned 59
Now I'm fine cause that Viagra's mine, and i'm singing


C: Viagra, Viagra, my hard-on's higher, Viagra

Get it up
Get it up
Now it wont go, away

V2: Tonight I'm gonna meet her, at the waffle house at eight
I'm gonna show her I'm a brand new man, yes i am

She's gonna jump and hollar
Its too bad she dated Jeffrey Daughmer
cause when she when down, she mistakened my thing for ham
Now I'm singing

C: Viagra, Viagra, my part's on fire, Viagra

Spit it up
Spit it up
I just hope it, will stay

(Repeat Chorus)
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