Song Parodies -> You're On My Cock Tonight
"You're All I've Got Tonight" Based on the performance by The Cars
"You're On My Cock Tonight" Parody by Rex Hippie

I don't care if you squirt me some more
I don't care if you pee on the floor.
You can crap me...and I don't care
You can plop me...and I don't care
You can hot plate, just about anywhere

Cause YOU'RE ON MY COCK TONIGHT
YOU'RE ON MY COCK TONIGHT
YOU'RE ON MY COCK TONIGHT

I don't care if you juice me again
I don't care if it's profusely again.
You can cake me, I don't care
You can dung me, I don't care
You can dump on me 'bout anywhere
It's allright

Cause YOU'RE ON MY COCK TONIGHT
YOU'RE ON MY COCK TONIGHT
YOU'RE ON MY COCK TONIGHT

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Lon - August 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Welcome to the world of whatfreaks.com, Randy! Looking forward to doing some karaoke with you again.
MIKE - March 18, 2020 - Report this comment
YES
mike - November 20, 2022 - Report this comment
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111111111111111111111111111111111 - November 18, 2023 - Report this comment
WELCOME 2 THE WORLD OF WHATFREAKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS LOOKING FORWARD 2 DOING SOME KARAOKE WITH U AGAIN
111111111111111111111111111111111 - November 18, 2023 - Report this comment
FIRE GEAR RACE

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