"Tash Don't Like Porkchops"


The Mega Records chip inside Tash's head gets switched to Falco
And nobody's going to Copenhagen today
Tash is going to make Scooby-Doo stay at home
And Horst doesn't understand it
He always said, "The Tash-inator ist as goodly as the geld."
And Horst can see no Hasslehoff
'Cause there is no Hasslehoff
What Ace of Base album do you need to be shown?

Tell Horst why
Tash Don't like Porkchops
Horst want to shoot
the Porkchop down

The Kraftwerk machine is kept so clean
as it alienates the Asia Pooh world
And Herr Jarvie feels muchly shocked
Angus Young's guitar rocked
and Horst's thoughts turn to his
kleine Love Pirate girl
Sheiss sixteen! that porkchop sure is mean
no, it ain't so neat to suffer Porkchop defeat
Horst can see no George W. Chimps
'cause there are no George W. Chimps
What DSL Girls album do you need to be shown?

All the sexgopumping stopped in the Bang Bus now
Tash wants to play with her penguins awhile
And Alice Cooper's out early and soon we'll be learning
and the lesson today is how to make the Porkchop die
And Tennille muches
and the Captain crunches
with the DSL Girls and the Hasslehoff
And Horst can see no 32DDD
'cause there are no 32DDDs
How many chins do you need to die?