"(Chorus) Elton John, what's that condom you have on?
Could it be you f***ed a gay guy up his bum?
And did I hear you say you were f***ing him here today
To suck his d**k and swallow all his cum

He's middle-aged and he's bald and wearing a wig
And all the gays in England sucked his d**k
Coz he walks 'round town with his cock hanging out of his fly
Asking people to f*** as they walk by

In his younger days they called him Reginald Dwight
Back then he f***ed his uncle with all his might
Then a female prostitute asked him to f***
But he refused coz he had some d**ks to suck

(Repeat Chorus) x 2
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