Song Parodies -> Tony Is Watching Me
"Somebody's Watching Me" Based on the performance by Rockwell
"Tony Is Watching Me" Parody by The Hoff
I'm just a has-been with a famous life
I work once a year, oh hell i have no wife
but what i want is just a sexy man lying next to me
and i think that tony little is the right one for me

(chorus)
i always feel that tony is watchin' me
and i don't mind, you see
i always feel like tony is watchin' me
oh what a fantasy

when i come home at night
i'm usually alone
nobody calling on the phone, i just want a close friend
well, is it tony that's watching me or am i just dreaming

(chorus)
i always feel that tony is watchin' me
and i don't mind, you see
i always feel like tony is watchin' me
oh what a fantasy

when i'm in the shower, i wash myself real slow
in case tony might walk in, hey it could happen, never know!
people say i'm loco, just a little damned
but maybe sex reminds of what i can never have

(chorus)
i always feel that tony is watchin' me
and i don't mind, you see
i always feel that tony is watchin' me
oh what a fantasy

if he'd walk through the door
i would strip for him to see
well would he want to look at me?
i don't feel like a man anymore, more like a monk
i need action with tony right now
us
right now

(chorus)
i always feel that tony is watchin' me
and i don't mind, you see
i always feel that tony is watchin' me
oh what a fantasy
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Daunte L. Carter - October 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Nice. I like the consistency of your feeling of being watched with your desire to make your sexual fantasy come true. Tony watching you, but you would strip for him if he were to walk in while you were taking a shower, and etc. Nice work. I thought the pacing was excellent too.
MIKE - June 18, 2023 - Report this comment
NICE, I LIKE THE CONSISTENCY OF YOUR FEELING IF BEING WATCHED WITH YOUR DESIRE 2 MAKE YOUR SEXUAL FANTASY COME TRUE BUT YOU WOULD STRIP 2 HIM IF HE WERE 2 WALK IN WHILE YOU WERE TAKING A SHOWER AND ETC NICE WORK I THINK THE PACING WAS EXCELLENT TOO
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